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Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Fourth Judge?

The New York Post is exclusively reporting that Season Seven of America's Got Talent will have a fourth judge.

With Howard Stern joining the show last week, Cowell says he and NBC are looking to balance the judges table out with "somebody younger. A girl. Someone who will not be afraid of Sharon and Howard and fight for a different type of act than they would."
Cowell says he already has a short list of name and hopes to have the entire panel in place in the next four weeks.
Host Nick Cannon and judges Howie Mandel and Sharon Osbourne have not all officially signed on for season seven yet, but Cowell says he is "99 percent certain they will all be back." "America's Got Talent" -- which will originate from New York this summer -- begins filming live audition episodes in Los Angeles in February.
Despite a weekly audience of more than 15 million, Cowell concedes "AGT" is in serious need of an overhaul.
"It has to become younger," he says. "It has to be more relevant."
For season seven, viewers will notice new graphics, new theme music and a larger, louder studio audience.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Stern's In, I'm Out


It's official. Entertainment Weekly is reporting that NBC has hired "shock-jock" Howard Stern to replace Piers Morgan as a judge on America's Got Talent.

When rumors of Stern being considered first came out, the Parent's Television Council opposed his hiring. PTC President Tim Winter said, "Such a move smacks of desperation by the once-proud peacock network. Any short-term buzz from Stern's shock value will result in a longer-term decline as families abandon the show for more suitable programming."

I agree with Winter. I will not be watching America's Got Talent anymore.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Piers Morgan Leaving AGT





Piers Morgan announced last night that he will not be returning for America's Got Talent's seventh season.

"I'm leaving America's Got Talent after 6 wonderful years. Turned out that juggling's harder than it looks, so I'm going to focus on CNN." Piers tweeted.

Now AGT needs to get rid of Howie Mandel. They can keep Sharon Osbourne. Or maybe, after the wrong guy was named winner last season, NBC should start over with three new judges.

UPDATE: The Wall Street Journal and The Hollywood Reporter are saying that Howard Stern is in talks with NBC to replace Piers. If that's the case, I'm not going to watch next season.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

America Doesn't Know Talent

Last night, after 16 weeks and 31 episodes, season six of America's Got Talent crowned a new winner. Landau Eugene Murphy Jr., the Frank Sinatra cover artist jazz singer won the $1,000,000 prize.

Seriously, America?

Landau is a good singer, but not a great singer. Singers on AGT are encouraged to take famous songs and make them their own. Landau didn't do that. He sang Frank Sinatra in the style of Frank Sinatra. I'm shocked that the judges let him get away with that. After four performances by the West Springfield Dance Team the judges were no longer satisfied with the horror/zombie themed dances. The judges like the contestants to be diverse and show all their talents. But Landau wasn't required to change.

When the final four were announced, I knew that Landau was going to win. No matter how good the three other acts were, Americans have been conditioned by "American Idol" to think that only a solo singer can win a talent show. Only solo singers have won AGT (Season 2 winner Terry Fator is a singing ventriloquist, not a comedy ventriloquist like Jeff Dunham or Taylor Mason).

But I can think of 12 acts this season who could have (or should have) won instead of Landau.

Solo Singers
If a solo singer was going to win, there were better choices.

Anna Graceman: I was shocked that America chose Landau over Anna. Anna proved that she could do a variety of songs and make them her own. I assumed she was a shoo-in for final four, especially after Jackie Evancho's success.

Dani Shay: Sure, she looks like Justin Bieber's twin sister, but that doesn't mean she should be a Bieber copycat. She already has an EP and two albums of original music, but when she tried to do an original song during Vegas week, she was told by the judges that she needed to do a song the judges were familiar with. But after her Hollywood performance, the judges criticized her song choice for not being well known by the audience. (I'm guessing the judges thought she should have only done Justin Bieber songs.) My guess is that if the judges hadn't been so hard on her, potentially she could have won.

Kevin Colis: I really liked Kevin, and not just because he's from Texas. But because he was from the YouTube auditions, the judges thought that his second performance on the show should have been at the same level as the singers who were up to their performance on the show.

Bands:
America, solo singers don't have to be the only winners. Sometimes really good singers have a band to back them up.

POPLYFE: They were my personal choice to win this season. The kids in POPLYFE may only be in their mid-teens, but they were tackling songs that were hits many years before they were born. I mean, seriously, the covered the Beatles' "Come Together" and not only were they able to actually find the lyrics to the song, they made it their own. And they did the same with The Jackson Five, Queen, and even contemporary singers Bruno Mars, Cee Lo Green, and Adele. And at the beginning, when Piers recommended that lead singer Kehlani Parrish drop her band and go on solo, she showed that there were more important things than money when she said she couldn't go on without her "brothers."

Fiddleheads: The Fiddleheads are a really good band, but I can't think of much to say about them because they weren't given much of a chance on the show.

Avery and the Calico Hearts: Disney needs to give these cute little girls a show on "The Channel." In the wake of losing Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers, Disney is in need of a young singer program.

Dancers:
The judges kept insisting that this was "The Year Of The Dance." And since "dance" is so broad, there were many styles to choose from.

Silhouettes: The Rocky Mountain Silhouettes were tied with POPLYFE for my choice to who should win the $1,000,000. Only 20% of the group (40 out of 200) actually went to Hollywood to perform. The group always had an inspiring story, and they said that they would have donated part of the winnings to help homeless kids in Denver. Plus, the entire concept of the team is unique.

Team Iluminate: Similar yet very different from last year's Fighting Gravity, Team Iluminate added technology to dance to make interesting entertainment. Many people assumed that they were going to win.

Beth Ann Robinson: When "rhythmic thrashing" can be called dancing, Beth Ann's gymnastic-ballet can actually be considered dance.

Comedy:
Comedians don't really do well on AGT because it is hard to do 90 second routines. But this season had two comics who made the most of their time.

Melissa Villasenor: The comedienne is able to mimic many celebrities, more than just the few she did on the show. I watched a few of her YouTube videos, and I really liked her bit on how Drew Barrymore could never play a murderer.

Geechy Guy: I have no idea what his real name is, but Geechy Guy's self-deprecating humor is reminiscent of Rodney Dangerfield.

Other:

Landon Swank: the illusionist from Sarah Palin's hometown was the best magician I have seen on the past two seasons of AGT. Is there anything more Vegas-y than an illusionist?

Landau Eugene Murphy Jr.

A look back at winner Landau Eugene Murphy Jr.'s Hollywood performances.















Week 16, Night 2

Final Four
Results/Finale



Saturday, August 13, 2011

Michael Grimm In Houston





Tonight, Michael Grimm performed in concert at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion in The Woodlands, Texas (north of Houston). Michael Grimm, the winner of Season Five of America's Got Talent, is touring with Stevie Nicks.

Monday, August 8, 2011

YouTube Acts

The 12 YouTube acts which will perform tomorrow have been announced today.

Matt Wilhelm
Voted #1 by fans.




Aeon Fever




Beth Ann Robinson




Breena Bell




Brett Daniels




Gabe Rocks




Gymkana




Kalani Basketball Freestyle




Kevin Colis




Powerhouse Choir




TNC Elite




West Springfield Dance Team


Friday, July 29, 2011

Rolling In The Deep

So far this season two young acts have performed Adele's "Rolling In The Deep."

This week, POPLYFE did the song for their Quarter Final performance.




Anna Graceman performed the song for her Vegas Week audition.




In my opinion, POPLYFE's Kehlani Parrish did a better job with the song than Anna Graceman's version. Of course, Anna was on piano, and Kehlani had the band to back her up. But overall, I say POPLYFE had the best performance.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Top 48

Group A: Judges' Favorites
Advanced (21)
Charles Peachock, Juggler
Dani Shay, Singer
Dezmond Meeks, Singer
Duo Aero, Acrobats
Echo of Animal Gardens, Talking bird act
Fatally Unique, dance crew
Fiddleheads, Bluegrass band
Frank Miles, Danger act
Geechy Guy, Comedian
J. Chris Newburg, Comedian/Guitarist
The Kinetic King, Trick designer
Landau Eugene Murphy Jr, Singer
Mona Lisa, Singing duo (twin sisters)
Poplyfe, Youth band
Scott Alexander, Magician/Illusionist
Snap Boogie, Dancer
Steven Retchless, Pole dancer
Summerwind Skippers, Jump-rope acrobats
Those Funny Little People, Gnome dancers
Yellow Design Stunt Team, Stunt bikers
Zuma Zuma, Tumblers

Group B: Standby Acts
Advanced (17)
Anna Graceman, Child singer
Attack Dance Crew, Dance group
Avery and the Calico Hearts, Child singers
Daniel Joseph Baker, Singer
Dylan Andre, Singer
Ian Johnson, Yo-yo act
Landon Swank, Magician
Mauricio Herrera, Singer/Showman
Monet, Singer
Purrfect Angelz,, Dance group
Sam B, Dancer
Sandou Russian Bar Trio, Acrobats
Seth Grabel, Magician
SH'Boss Boys, Child rap group
Smage Brothers Riding Shows, Stunt motorcyclists
Taylor Davis, Singer
Thomas John, Comedic juggler

Group C: Advanced Directly to the Top 48
Melissa Villasenor, Comedian/impressionist
The Rhinestone Ropers, Danger act
Lys Agnes, Opera singer
Professor Splash, High diver
Fearless Flores Family, Stunt Motorcyclists
Captain and Maybelle, Sideshow act
Team iLuminate, Technological dance group
Silhouettes, Silhouette dancers
Miami All-Stars, Dance group
Squonk Opera, Opera singers

Week 6, Night 2

Vegas Week, Part 2



Saturday, July 2, 2011

Spotlight: Fantastic Fig & Newton

A psychic magician with a cat!





The real trick is how he got the cat to stay on his shoulder!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Spotlight: Geechy Guy (Strange But Funny!)





Highlights:
"They say a person's car reflects their personality. I don't have a car."
"You might recognize me from my modeling career. I was the third one over on the evolution chart."
"I haven't had a lot of luck with women lately. Lately? Like it's a new problem."
"How many women think all men are pigs? Let me see a show of hooters."

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Spotlight: Dani Shay

One of the best acts of the Houston auditions was Dani Shay, the 22 year old Justin Bieber look-a-like (She insists Bieber looks like her). In response to the Bieber Fever that she got caught up in, she wrote a parody of "Baby" titled "What The Hell?"





The full version of her song from her YouTube:





Download the song from iTunes.

"I am stopped everywhere I go because people think I am Justin Bieber. Before I even knew who he was, no matter what I was wearing, I would be asked for photos, autographs, etc... This is my response to that. It expresses my initial confusion, the shock when I finally saw his face, the frustration with people ONLY seeing him when they see me, and the solution I've come to, as a way to balance what fate has delivered. I just want people to dig a little deeper. Anyways, Enjoy! One Love."

Dani Shay:
Official Website
Facebook
Twitter
YouTube

Similarly: Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber

Friday, June 10, 2011

Spotlight: Those Funny Little People!

Ever wondered what Santa's elves do in the off-season?





If you look through Piers' eyes, you can see the stick up his butt poking his brain.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Spotlight: Team ILuminate

One of the highlights of the return of America's Got Talent was Team ILuminate.





To me, they seem to be Fighting Gravity beta.





Fighting Gravity wrote about them on Facebook, "...looking forward to what these guys come up with in the later rounds, it's all about how you can expand your act."

Week 1, Night 1

Los Angeles/Atlanta, Part 1